Merchandise
Rep the Draft Monkeys brand, or make your last-place finisher wear the consequences. Apparel and drinkware, printed on demand and shipped direct.
Store opens soon
The Shame Shirt Line
Every league needs a punishment. Seven designs for the owner who finished last.
I Suck at Fantasy Football
Straight to the point. No sugar coating.
Official Draft Monkey League Loser
The OG shame shirt. Cheerleader monkey with pom-poms.
I Rode the Unicorn of Shame
Nothing says last place like riding a pink unicorn.
Worst GM in the Jungle
Angry gorilla energy. You earned this.
Banana Tier
You're not even bottom tier. You're banana tier.
I Lost My Fantasy League — Ask Me How
Cheerleader monkey in a tutu. Questions welcome.
Huge Fantasy Loser
No nuance. No escape. Wear it all off-season.
Brand Apparel
Mascot and wordmark gear. Indicative pricing — the store is the final word once products are live.
Draft Monkeys Tee
$25Draft Monkeys artwork on a classic tee.
Hoodie
$45Draft Monkeys artwork for cooler game days.
Snapback Hat
$28Draft Monkeys headwear.
Koozie 4-Pack
$18Draft night essential. Four to a set.
Pint Glass
$15For celebrating, or for coping.
Not open yet
The storefront is still being built. These are design previews; final artwork, pricing, and product options will be confirmed before launch.
Store opens soon